Obscene Adaptaions of Fanfiction

Author of Poetry/Writer of Fanfiction

If you love inked out, surfboard riding, detroit muscle loving, citrus induced Twilight Fanfictiotn then this is your little love nuget.

Tunes, Ink, Cars, Bikes, and all around Badass Smut is what I offer...No more and no less...18+ Welcome!

So I guess role playing is out of the question?Via someecards

So I guess role playing is out of the question?

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I knew you wanted to come to the movies so you could pick out the popcorn that fell into my cleavage. Dear that is not what I call buttering me up!Via someecards

I knew you wanted to come to the movies so you could pick out the popcorn that fell into my cleavage. Dear that is not what I call buttering me up!

Via someecards

Don’t worry dear the stinging will go away in a few days!Via someecards

Don’t worry dear the stinging will go away in a few days!

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Look who is on their knees now! And you thought the moaning was from enjoyment!Via someecards

Look who is on their knees now! And you thought the moaning was from enjoyment!

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melbietoast:

Eric Packer - standing by his limo, Cosmopolis movie still.

(via edgeof-desire4rob)

Kathryn Williams's Best Lips Contest Entry on ExploreTalent.com

Teaser Cosmopolis (by funksonere)

melbietoast:

I think I’ve arrived in heaven….

(via justsueze)

melbietoast:

The photos of Rob in Berlin are killing me!!!

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